
A comprehensive rundown of all the good boys spotted at Crufts 2019
Every boy was a good boy, even the girls
7 years ago

Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.

Every boy was a good boy, even the girls
7 years ago

Berocca Milk is worth a try
7 years ago

Lent, am I right? It’s essentially a time to show off at how good you are at self-control. Big woop. If you’re at a loss as to what you should give up this year, I’ve drafted some potential options for you to peruse at your leisure. Warning: This contains some harsh truths, but they’re for […]
7 years ago

Nick is being held hostage
7 years ago

Toad is the character choice of a jester
7 years ago

Regardless of gender, Meghan and Harry are going to call it ‘Neil, the baby’
7 years ago

They won’t notice that their wages haven’t been paid on time
7 years ago

#4: Children ruin everything
7 years ago

You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
7 years ago

Clickbait, am I right? Having previously guessed your name based on your job, I am back at it again with the blue vans to blow your minds. It’s been scientifically proven that there is a direct correlation between your name and Leaving Certificate results. Having received a degree from the British University of Linked Linguistics (BULL), […]
7 years ago

Lads literally never had their tops on.
7 years ago

Fanny Chmelar deserved better
7 years ago

Sorry, I’ve got to cancel.
7 years ago

WHY DID THE PUPPET NEED TO WEAR GLASSES? HE WAS A PUPPET
7 years ago

10 years on and JB’s motives are still as unclear as ever
7 years ago

Mixed reactions, but we’ve got one clear winner
7 years ago

Zero shame.
7 years ago

Tidy results guaranteed
7 years ago

Could this BE more 1995? Cast your mind back to 1995. Michael Jordan returned to the NBA, a 7.3 magnitude earthquake hit Japan, riots broke out in Brixton, OJ Simpson was found innocent, Toy Story was released and most importantly, Microsoft dropped the most fire instructional video the world has ever seen. Fifty-six minutes of informative perfection bestowed […]
7 years ago

Emoj-enius!
7 years ago

I’m A Celebrity… Quiz Me Out Of Here!
7 years ago

Why encourage the celebrities through their Bushtucker trials when you can just body them instead?
7 years ago

Whomst are u?
7 years ago

It’s inevitable. We’re all going to turn into our Mams at some stage and it simply cannot be avoided. Every day we draw closer to completely transforming into our Mams, warts and all. But how far gone are you? Have you successfully transitioned or have you a few good years left in you yet? Let’s […]
7 years ago

Look, someone had to do it
7 years ago

Their faces tell a story far more honest than their words
7 years ago

We’re not looking to change your mind, we just want you to understand
7 years ago

Stop right now, quiz you very much
7 years ago

Boyfriends, am I right? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with having a fantasy boyfriend to help pass the time. It’s not illegal and nobody ever has to find out about it if you don’t want them to. Picking up a few quick bits in the supermarket? Wonder what my boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, would like to cook me […]
7 years ago

Manon? Jon? That girl who went out very early on whose name escapes me right now?
7 years ago

Saved By The Pack Of Lies, more like. While it was an enjoyable watch, it’s worth revisiting Saved By The Bell to expose the tall tales they led us to believe regarding secondary school. I got the land of my life when I finally reached secondary school and was met with anything other than the Saved By The Bell lifestyle. […]
7 years ago

Not that I condone texting during work, because I certainly do not do that. Listen, the fact of the matter is, everyone is guilty of sending their work BFF the odd text here and there bitching the absolute back off their co-workers. Texting is always the safer option because it eliminates the possibility of sending […]
7 years ago

The Royal marriage is in tatters because of this adorable little scut
7 years ago

Prince George will be the first King of England to feature in a nose picking compilation video on YouTube
7 years ago

Rahul had a terrible time, as per
7 years ago

No YOU don’t understand what ‘definitive proof’ means
7 years ago

If caught early enough, it is fully treatable.
7 years ago

The opposite of a gas bitch is an electric male dog. Folks, as we all know, the most important thing in life that we all want to happen is to overhear someone describe you as a gas bitch. Whether they mean it or not, nothing will ever compare to the elation you will feel upon […]
7 years ago

THE THREE HANDED MAN SHALL TRIUMPH!!!
7 years ago

“Ryan Gosling didn’t deserve to be loved, not while he’s wearing baggy jeans”
7 years ago

You wouldn’t wish ‘Stage 2 – Instant Regret’ on your worst enemy, truly
7 years ago

On your marks, get set, QUIZ!
7 years ago

Journalism? Completed it mate
7 years ago

Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Nintendo, can you handle this?
7 years ago

Rather than waiting for the series to run its course, we’ve predicted the winner based on nothing more than their promo photos
7 years ago

One of the celebrities will repeatedly describe themselves as being exactly like Marmite, despite not actually being a spread made from yeast extract
7 years ago

Amusing musings, if you will
7 years ago

Losers, every single one of us, complete and utter losers
7 years ago

Love Island application form? Completed it mate
7 years ago

A couple that blowdries obscure body parts together stays together.
8 years ago