Make it stop.

Looks guys, we know. It's been a while since any of us have been to a wedding of any significant size. Small weddings? Sure. Micro weddings? Probably. But those massive weddings comprised of approx 200+ people where you don't know anyone except maybe the people at your table and you're pretty sure the open bar is going to bankrupt the father of the bride faster than you can say "chicken or fish"? It's been a long time since we've been to one of those. Still though, we all remember how they work. You go to the church, you go to the afters, you make small talk with a lot of people, you drink many proseccos. You sit down for your dinner of one singular chicken goujon and wonder where it all went wrong. The above may not seem like a real thing that could actually happen at a wedding, but it is - according to a Reddit user anyway. The user, known only as 'artsygirl' has recently been sharing the trials and tribulations of a "nightmare" wedding currently in the process of being planned by a bride-to-be who is taking no prisoners... and feeding her guests one chicken tender each while she's at it.