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27th December 2015
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Denial
'I honestly don't remember Dundrum ever being this busy, this is AWFUL.'
Bargaining
You think to yourself: 'If I buy three pairs of skinny jeans today then surely I won't have to buy jeans for the rest of the year?' Listen pal, don't kid yourself. You know for a fact that buying these will not curb your quest to find the world's blackest jeans. You keep telling yourself it will though.
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Guilt
Finding yourself walking out of a H&M with three incredibly similar white t-shirts, you may begin to question how much you need these items. Directly after you will wander the shopping centre with a fizzy drink you bought for nourishment, worrying that you're the biggest consumer of all time.
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Anger
'If this fitting room queue moves any slower I swear to god I will END someone.'
Depression
The fitting room lighting is very much like a harsh interrogation room. Your face is one large pore, and you look suddenly like you're a year away from your free travel pass. You want to get home and moisturise as soon as you can. First you have to try and unzip yourself from this terrible dress.
Acceptance
Success! You have been eying up one of those shopping centre benches to have a lovely sit down on for about 20 minutes. Suddenly, an old couple totter off and you sweep in like a ninja. As you're sitting there, you think to yourself: 'Do you know something, I actually got a lot of lovely bits today.'
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