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19th March 2014
05:30pm GMT
We’re sorry you missed the shower! There was fun and games to be had The food and drinks not too bad The loot was a plenty But we looked high and low and found none from you Not even a shiny penny! Babies need a lot Of this fact we all know So we’ve included some shops below! If none are to your liking, and that we understand Then grab a pen and get to writing For checks are to our liking! The [name redacted] Family is registered at these stores and checks [sic] can be mailed to this address.We hoped that humor or charm could have saved this but no, this could be the most cringe-worthy thing we've seen all day. We get that having a bundle of joy can be life changing and expensive but this cannot be okay. As if that wasn't bad enough the woman is said to have sent the following poem to women whose presents weren't good enough for the mom's taste:
We loved seeing you at the shower Remember how the gifts they did tower? We sorted them for hours Upon sifting and sorting we noticed something amiss For your gift didn’t match the list To fix your situation we listed our stores below But a check could also help us flow!How are we supposed to believe that these people exist and also, who are their friends?
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