Happy St Stephen's Day.

Christmas is all done and over, and while you clearly went absolutely mad riding last night with our expertly curated Santa themed sex positions, today is a time for relaxation. You wanna chill out, you wanna hang around, you wanna never eat a piece of turkey again. But you still wanna ride because of course you do - it's Christmas and you're bored as f*ck. Might as well. So, in order to make the whole sex thing go a whole lot smoother, here's a sex position that requires minimal effort from all parties involved. It's called the lotus - and while, yeah, we may have mentioned it to you already before, it's ideal for a Stephen's Day ride so you might as well have the details on it again. So here we go: the lotus sex position - the easy way to get your bit when you're feeling lazy AF, but still want to F. As you can imagine, it's not that difficult. Your partner sits upright with their legs crossed while you straddled them and wrap your legs around their waist - then sex occurs. That's legitimately it. So easy. So lazy. So very little effort on either of your parts and yet everyone comes away satisfied and maybe a bit stiff (legs-wise), but hey the turkey stayed down and that's the main thing. . The only issue with the lotus is that there isn't a whole lot of room for moving around so if you're not feeling it, rearranging yourself might be a bit of a hassle. If all else fails just have some missionary. Be grand.