The penis is a pretty perplexing appendage.
For something that is supposed to be enticing women to help them to further the human race, few penises could ever be described as conventionally attractive. They look a shade too close to an under-cooked pork loin or Ben Kingsley.
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The best a penis can hope for is to be really sound. They should work on their personalities more as they won't be winning any beauty contests. Here's 10 things penises look like (that we really wish they didn't)...
Luncheon meat
Willy roll scarred many a national school attendee for life.
Dr. Evil
How about one meeeellion dollars to never have to look directly at a penis again?
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Doctor Zoidberg
Another fleshy doctor we'd prefer not to have to touch with our bodies.
A weird cat
C'mon, it's undeniable....
Coddle
The signature dish of Dublin City would put you off penis for life.

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Dave McGinn
Honourable mention: this Bacon and Cabbage
What is it about Irish pork products?
Earthworm Jim
Am I the only one who's been thinking this for years?
HeyDay Arnold Schwarzenegger
AAAAAAHHHHH the veins are too much.
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DEFINITELY this guy....
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THIS snake is the two-headed penis of our nightmares.
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And finally when they're feeling amorous, they look a LOT like this handsome devil...
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