Underarm sweat patches? Huh?

While they might come in handy, they're not exactly what you'd expect to see in the Oscars goodie bags. Now, don't get us wrong, there are many luxurious pieces in the bags, including a one week stay in Hawaii. But there are also a few questionable items, like oranges, edible jewellery and pepper spray. Sure, saying that, we'd be delighted to bag any of these things... here's the full list (it's a long one):

• Edible jewellery from Chocolatines
• Underarm sweat patches from Dandi Patch
• Lemonade-flavoured moonshine from Southern Wicked Lemonade
• A 12-night Tanzania trip for two from International Expeditions
• A 7-day Hawaii trip at Koloa Landing Resort in Poipu
• A stay at Avaton Luxury Villas Resort in Halkidiki, Greece
• A week-long spa retreat at Golden Door
• Pepperface, a lightweight pepper spray
• Chao Pinhole Gum Rejuvenation dental procedure
• 23andMe genetic service
• A Luxura Diamonds "conflict-free" necklace
• NeverMissed dating app, available pre-launch
• A 10,000 bowl donation to an animal shelter of their choice and bags of pet food from Halo, Purely For Pets
• MZ Skin firming eye cream and golden treatment mask
• A lifetime supply of Oxygenetix foundation
• Locally-grown oranges, courtesy of delivery app EpiFruit
• A memoir by Esther Fairfax about her mother, Lotte Berk, innovator of Barre
• Healing Saint's skin serum and follicle stimulant
• Jarritos, the Mexican soda
• 10 sessions with personal trainer Alexis Seletzky
• A one-year supply of ALLÉL's skincare program
• Bangarang's Positive Cube, a wooden box filled with 199 cards of positive action and quotes
• Colour-changing lipstick from Blush & Whimsy
• Charleston & Harlow soy candles
• Danish cookbook, Cook Yourself Happy
• Curlee Girlee children's book
• Organic, vegan and small-batch Delicacies lollipops
• Face It and Eye Love It facewash and makeup removers
• Happiest Tee's American-made T-shirts
• Weight loss supplement Hydroxycut Organic
• 10-piece Inception of Beauty makeup set
• Justice for Vets symbolic coin
• An 18-minute phobia-relief session with Kalliope
• LE CÈLINE eyelashes products
• Liwu jewelry from Ireland
• Look Fabulous Forever makeup specially formulated for older women
• My Magic Mud toothpaste, which combines activated coconut shell charcoal and bentonite clay
• M.Y.O cosmetic clutch
• 99 Creative WOWs creativity kit
• Nurse Gigi skin rejuvenation procedures
• Oumere anti-aging skincare
• Paiva Aloe cleanser and mask,
• PETA's cruelty-free bath bombs
• 2 gourmet pretzel gift boxes from Posh Pretzels
• A.I. beauty startup PROVEN's personalised skincare products
• Quincy Herbals detox tea
• Quip's oral care kit
• Commissioned work from Reian Williams Fine Art
• Rouge Maple syrup
• Safi Kilima bracelet with oval tanzanite stones
• Shop Modern Innovations' levitating bluetooth speaker
• The Green Garmento's multi-use Gigantote
• Vaya's Tyffyn lunchboxes
• Totalee hair care products
• Wetsleeve on-the-go hydration sleeve
• Youthblast anti-aging supplement and 24k Gold Facial