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29th July 2015
09:00pm BST
3. There is no selfless good deed
You will always benefit from it in some way.
4. It doesn't matter that you were on a break
Especially if you just broke up about twenty minutes before that. You were not really on a break.
5. Joey does not share food
Ever. And neither should you. That's a rule right there.
6. WOMEN TALK
So if you tell a woman something, she will tell her friend... Guaranteed.
7. "How you doin'?" is the greatest chat up line ever
Works in ALL situations.
8. Always read the entire letter...
FRONT AND BACK
9. Nobody knows what pivot means.
Literally, no one.
10. Sometimes you don't know what your friend actually does for a living.
Honestly, what did Chandler do?
11. Your dog didn't go to the farm.
No, your dog is dead. That's a lie.
12. When they say count to 5 in the tanning booth...
You better count to five... Not 5 Mississipily.
13. A true friend will pee on you...
...if you get a jellyfish sting.
14. Condoms are not completely effective.
We're talking 97% of the time.
15. Everybody has a lobster
He's her lobster!
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