Well, this sounds utterly fabulous.

Listen, we all have a great love for David Attenborough. His tales and wisdom take him a cut above the rest and it's safe to say we all have a soft spot for him. Well, ladies, across the pond in London, a David Attenborough rave is happening and it sounds fecking epic. On Saturday March 10, you could be dancing to a mix of house, disco, funk and soul – all overlaid with samples of David’s intelligent voice. Yep, it'll basically be like an episode of Planet Earth except the species will all be drinking in *da club*. The event is taking place in Hackney’s Oval Space, where it will be turned into a rainforest David himself would approve of. "Join Sir David on an expedition into the wild world of Oval Space, where in the big smoke you’ll hear much more than just the sounds of the rainforest," the event description reads. You can buy tickets for the event here, but what's more, a portion of the proceeds will go to World Land Trust, a charity that David himself is a part of. Why has nobody thought about this before?