Day 24.

Here we go again. Another week is upon us. The dramatics continue, the island is still floating, Jack's teeth are still a blinding shade of white despite previous suspicions that they would dull in comparison with his developing tan. A lot happened last night, most of it garbage. Luckily, a few key moments made it all worthwhile. Here's six things you might've missed.

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1. There is a pumpkin hiding in Casa Amor and nobody has noticed yet Look at the above image and tell me I am wrong. Is that, or is it not, a pumpkin sitting underneath Jack? It is absolutely a pumpkin. Now, we need to get to the bottom of why a pumpkin is on the Love Island. Most likely, it's a case of the pumpkin simply wanting to find someone to share its life with, just like the rest of the contestants. This begs the question, can a human fall in love with a vegetable? Can a seasonal vegetable find love with a human being? Sure, we all have our flaws and the temptation will always be there to consume the pumpkin in times of great hunger, but sometimes love truly can conquer all. Or maybe it's just a pillow? Stay tuned to find out.   2. Cannibalism finally entered the villa, at long last It took 24 days, but finally, we've witnessed our first act of cannibalism. The islanders were getting a smidge bored with the monotony of everyday life. They get up, have some breakfast, sit around, have some lunch, sit around, have some dinner, sit around, have a few drinks, sit around, then sleep. That's their routine and frankly, it's not a bad one. But sometimes the mind craves excitement and spontaneity. Other times, it craves the sensation of consuming another human's flesh as a snack. On last night's episode, that's precisely what happened. Two of the new boys 69ed each other and ate some toes because that is their God-given right.   3. Adam secured his future career as a soap opera love rat The wall said 'ticking boxes' as Adam was doing precisely that. Darylle had to lipstick kiss Adam 20 times over as part of the task, but let's just allow the above image to speak for itself. It looks like a still from Neighbours where the village stud is caught cheating on his girlfriend but in a very tame way, which involves having his bit on the side liberally apply lipstick, then kiss him across the torso precisely 20 times. That is the only way he can get off. That is his kink and people just tolerate it because he is very handsome. "It's not what it looks like", he says as the girlfriend bursts through the door. Another relationship ruined because of his perverse little fetish. Fin.   4. Charlie consciously made a decision to dress this way for the evening "Excuse me patrons, we were actually sitting here. We went outside for a smoke but now we have returned to utilise this table once again. I can appreciate that you've seen an opportunity arise and I commend your spirit, but the law must prevail and my friends and I have the right to resume our seats. This is a rather large pub, I hesitate to suggest that you won't find somewhere else to perch yourselves upon. Should the problem persist, my father, The Duke of Madeupshire will forward a petition to the council that forces them to provide ample seating arrangement in all public houses in this county. I bid you adieu and wish you a pleasant evening" *gets punched in the face immediately*   5. Somebody did their toilet business on the floor and won't get any treats for a week as punishment Time and time again these islanders have been told that they must do their toilet business in the toilet, or in the special designated area in the garden. They're fully aware of this rule, but continue to ignore it by doing their business wherever the mood takes them. The Love Island producers have had to have some very stern conversations with the gang, continually reprimanding them for misconduct. They're on thin ice, so last night's latest accident is going to raise some pretty serious questions in the villa. All housemates will forego treats for three working days until the guilty party owns up to their actions. If the problem persists, their noses will literally get rubbed in it until they learn.   6. Finally we have a match for last year's Love Island Meme Of The Series Dean got pied by Megan, so he did what any self-respecting Love Island participant does at bedtime. He sat wide awake replaying the traumatic events of the day over and over again in his head until he reached a sufficient level of exhaustion which would give him some mild relief for a few hours. Dean put himself on the line with Megan and unfortunately it didn't work out. No more, no less, she just didn't feel the same. In all likelihood, he'll be going home in the recoupling process, but at least he's made a very decent meme out of himself. We'll never forget you, Nigel. What a guy. Sorry, Dean.    

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