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18th April 2015
07:30pm BST

Our mams told us never to use the Lord's name in vain.
We'll have a burger and chips, followed by chocolate cake.
New Year's Eve is always an excellent excuse for erratic behaviour. Embrace it.
An Irish guy wouldn't say this.
And an Irish woman wouldn't admit that.
She's missing a tub of ice cream and a bottle of wine.
Salad for lunch? Don't make us laugh.
It's never 71 degrees out.
Some of us take pride in our Pictionary skills.
Our stomachs ain't got time for that.
We spent too long on our hair to go messing it up for the sake of a fake orgasm.

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