They're just not accurate enough. For example, Gilmore Girls is not 'a heartwarming tale of a mother and daughter's relationship', it's an exposé of the two whiniest people on earth continuously enabling each other until the viewer cracks and microwaves themself to death.
Netflix should hire me to compose their description sections. I'd absolutely nail it. I've seen everything and I have no qualms whatsoever in shitting over any movie, documentary or television show.
Here is a sample of my work. Netflix *holds fake phone up to ear* call me!
Corrie are killing off a legendary character Coronation Street has been a staple of our TV screens for more than 65 years now, so it’s unsurprising that so many characters are close to the population’s heart. From Ken Barlow to Kevin Webster, much of the cast have made it through many a disaster. From murders […]
We’re finally getting an America’s Next Top Model documentary America’s Next Top Model was a huge part of pop culture in the early 2000s, and despite its flaws, the show was one of our favourite things to watch back in the day. It was the drama, the glamour, the icon that is Tyra Banks, and […]
Prue said Bake Off has been a “fabulous part” of her life Prue Leith stepping down as a judge has paved the way for culinary icon Nigella Lawson, who is set to join The Great British Bake Off. According to sources from The Sun, she was ready to sign on the dotted line as popular Prue’s replacement, as contract […]
