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5th February 2022
12:06pm GMT

Vogue's sister Amber called her to tell her about the disgusting discovery, with Vogue saying: "Amber rang me and Amber was like, ‘Did you know what that driver did this morning?’
“And I was like, ‘What? He was really pissed off at me. He really had a go at me, he was so f****d off.’
“We have a concierge that sits and he walked in the door and there was a full human s**t with tissue on my doorstep.
“So he couldn’t get through the pedestrian gate without getting s**t on your feet so my poor concierge said, ‘I have to clean up this s**t, but I also want to know who did the s**t because there’s CCTV’.”
Much to our ears' dismay, Vogue went into more detail about her ordeal.
She continued: "And… if you had a bad curry and were dying to s**t there are so many other places to s**t in like meters of where he did it.
“And he’s pacing up and down furiously looking up and down the road comes back does a half-standing, half squatting s**t, wipes his a***, gets into the car, no joke.”
“I got into the car less than a minute later. My concierge was like, ‘Did you shake his hand?’ And I was like, ‘[No] he was raging at me.’
“He did an anger s**t on my doorstep and then I get into the car and explain the situation and he’s probably sitting there thinking, ‘I’ve just s**t on her doorstep and she didn’t even do anything to me’.”Explore more on these topics: