Penis Pie or Fruity Boob Sweets? These Might Be The Perfect (Naughty) Valentine’s Day Gifts

If you’re still in the romantic throes of a new relationship, or looking to set the bedroom alight this weekend, it might be time to pull out all the stops with this new Rude Food range. They say the fastest way to a man (or woman’s) heart is through their stomach. We’re thinking it could lead to a quick detour in the bedroom too. The brainchild of The Peacock Bride online boutique, Rude Food is a collection of some naughty but nice food and utensils that can help create some fun (and feisty) dishes. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Maybe cooked in a ‘pecker pan’? Or maybe you’d prefer some peni pasta. If that’s not your bag, there’s some ‘Succulent Fruity Boobs’ sweets and a handy little cookbook to help you bring some heat to the kitchen. No oven required. Just fancy a giggle with the girls in an anti-Valentine’s day dinner extraordinaire? Feel free to download the Rude Food cookbook here. Who said Valentine’s Day is just for couples? We’re sold.