The future is female. And it’s got loads of snakes too. As the years progress, there comes fewer and fewer reasons for the male species to exist on this earth. Women can work outside of the home now. We can vote. We can open jars, catch spiders, and dominate in just about every single field. […]
7 years ago
The snake was underweight, dehydrated, and injured. A very large snake was found abandoned in the Wicklow mountains over the weekend. The female Burmese Python was discovered by a local farmer in the Wicklow Mountains National Park. He alerted the ISPCA who then rescued the five foot long creature and placed her in the care […]
7 years ago
Your ex moved Stateside, it seems. A 17-foot long python has been discovered in the Florida Everglades making the snake the largest to be ever captured in the area. Measuring 17-foot, weighing 140 pounds (10 stone), and containing 73 developing eggs, the female python was tracked by scientists through the Big Cypress National Preserve, an area […]
7 years ago
Just in time for Valentine’s Day…. aww! How many times have you gone on a rager in the group chat talking about that ex-boyfriend and as part of your spiel sent in a rake of snake emojis? Yep, Prince Charming turned out to be a bit of a liar and even though your mates caught […]
7 years ago
This makes us feel very uneasy…
7 years ago
Hashtag throwback Thursday, wha? What was your first phone? Was it a Sony Ericsson slidey one? Or a Motorola flip lad? Or the iconic, the stunning, the impenetrable Nokia 3310? A king among kings, it was the greatest device of the early noughties and never again will we be graced with such mobile-based perfection. That […]
7 years ago