Secret pages found in Anne Frank’s diary show that she was hiding “dirty” jokes and details about sex. The previously unseen pages were hidden underneath some pieces of brown masking paper. The words on the pages were recently deciphered by researchers showing Anne had written details about sex, sex work, and contraception, as well as […]
8 years ago
Dear Diary, He’s here! Jesus Christ, he’s here! I am beside myself. People that doubted the validity of an immaculate conception have been proven wrong and I am delighted. Now, not to complain, but the birthing plan didn’t work out AT ALL. Joseph and I traveled to Bethlehem last night for a little getaway, but […]
9 years ago
Dear Diary, I’m a nervous wreck. The baby is due TOMORROW. This is no ordinary baby, it’s the Son of God for Christ sake, no pressure so! Joseph has proposed a last minute trip to Bethlehem ON CHRISTMAS EVE. Is he mad? We’re bringing the paddling pool just in case I go early, so I can […]
9 years ago
Dear Diary, I am livid. Joseph has been reading my diary. I’m fully sure because I read the confession in his diary. I talked to God about it and he offered to do couples counselling with us. Eh… NO! Imagine how awkward would that be? The main issue for me is that I can’t really […]
9 years ago
Dear Diary, I am worn out. I know Mary is the pregnant one, but I’ve been doing all the running around for her. She’s sat at home with the Son of God inside her, taking it handy. If I have to make her one more weak and milky cup of tea, I’m going to scream. […]
9 years ago
Dear Diary, Weighed myself this morning and the scales actually broke. Granted they were only made out of rocks and planks but I’m still mortified! It’s so humid outside. Obviously, I’m trying to keep myself looking well for Joseph throughout the (immaculate) pregnancy, but my hair just has a mind of its own today. Can’t wait […]
9 years ago