For real.

Imagine being able to afford a €600 dress that looks like a literal bag you got your dry cleaning in. Imagine being able to afford to get your dry cleaning done. Well, apparently some people have enough cash for both. Good for them. We're not bitter at all. Moschino debuted their very expensive dry cleaning bag dress in back February at Milan Fashion Week. Designed by Jeremy Scott, the garment was literally supposed to be made from trash and things that people throw away, so yeah okay, it makes sense for the purpose of Fashion Week, we guess. Now, however, the dress has made an appearance in actual online stores for people to actually buy if they're any way that inclined. Here it is, in all its plastic glory. Retailer Browns are selling it for a cool €598. They're calling it a 'cape sheer overlay dress' which is nice of them considering it is an actual plastic bag. Oh, and the slip beneath the dress isn't included in the purchase either. You'll probably have to shell out another 400 quid for that. What really takes the biscuit though is Browns' description of the dress and just how out of touch they are with the rest of the world. They say:

"This clear Moschino dry cleaning cape overlay dress is the only kind of laundry you'd be willing to do (for your trusty au pair takes care of that kind of stuff)."

Oh right yeah. Cool. They also claim:

"We'll be wearing our Moschino with Proenza Schouler, Off-White and Isabel Marant."

Oh, will you yeah? We'll see.