An Irish woman is selling vegan-themed Christmas jumpers and we need

These are brilliant.

Are you a vegan? Do you want everybody to know you're a vegan because you're proud of your life choices while also wanting to exhibit some festive cheer in the run-up to Christmas? Of course you do. Lucky for you then that an Irish woman is selling vegan-themed Christmas jumpers featuring adorable vegan-related cartoons and slogans. There's avocados, peas in pods, turkeys not getting eaten, and some soybeans. What more could you want from a festive number, really? Kirsten Waters is the Irish woman behind these fab and festive jumpers. Originally from Dublin, she relocated to London seven years ago and now, she's selling these unreal sweaters so fair play to her. Seriously though. Tell us you absolutely wouldn't steal the show on Christmas day wearing one of these. You can also grill some meat-eaters about their dietary choices while not saying anything at all. Ideal. The jumpers are available to purchase on Pave Patterns for around €32 with 10 percent of the profits going to charity Mercy for Animals.