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7th November 2013
01:36pm GMT

4. It goes with everything
It goes with nothing. Quick, back to the shops, we need an entirely new wardrobe to go with our new purchase!
5. I don’t have anything like it
Sure we have a black blouse with studs on the neck but we don’t have a black blouse with studs on the neck and that cute zip.
6. I have to get it now, it’ll be gone by next week
There’s this process called restocking.
7. I deserve it
Usually preceded by “sure I didn’t go out this weekend” or “it’s payday.” You might deserve it but every weekend/payday?
8. I’ll get it altered
Be it taking it in or taking it up, we always have great intentions when it comes to a piece we don’t want to go home without it. But sadly those are usually all they are, great intentions.
9. It’ll fit in two months
Worst. Idea. Ever.
10. I’ll wear it all the time
Another one of the great shopping lies of all time. Also, no you won’t.
11. It was a bargain
That might be true but would you have bought it at full price? We didn’t think so.
12. It’ll do me for life
Has any piece of clothing ever done you for life?
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