“I Had Sex with My Cat and Everyone Knows” Oklahoma Woman Explains to Arresting Police Officer

A man in Oklahoma had to phone the police after he claimed that a neighbour threatened him with a knife. When questioned by the authorities she revealed that she was mad at him and that she had sex with her cat.

According to the police report, Kristina Michelle Brown, threatened her 72 year old neighbour, Elmer Morrison, while standing outside her property. She allegedly shouted at him “Come outside, I know you're in there. Do you wanna die?”

The 23 year old woman was allegedly holding a small knife at the time.

When interviewed by police, Brown said that she was furious at Morrison “because of what he did to me.”

The authorities asked Brown what she meant by that and she responded saying; “Because everyone knows. I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”

When pressed to clarify what she meant, Brown stated that Morrison “does not know about what she did with the cat, she is just mad at him and wants him to die.”

Image: Oklahoma City Police Department via The Smoking Gun

Morrison stated that he hadn’t heard of any incident between Brown and her cat.

“This is news to me,” he said and added that sometimes Brown looked “glassy-eyed” and liked to hang out with a group near the local head shop.

The woman was charged with assault and battery and is currently being held in jail on $5000 bail.