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19th May 2016
12:50pm BST
@madiecardon posted the tweet just two days ago and it's already gotten over 20,000 retweets. It's a magical story.found my diary from when I was 7 I'm dying??? pic.twitter.com/M57wJhsmFd
— мadie (@madiecardon) May 16, 2016
First off, remember what it was like when the person you liked in school liked someone else? Pure utter devastation. But Maddie has some dirt on Jessica "who is 'such a player'. She wears PULL-UPS. 'After he finds out he won't like her anymore'. Listen, a lot of seven-year-olds wore those. OK.
Let's set the scene here. It's Valentine's Day. Maddie has written an 'anomious' card and placed it in his desk. He threw it in the bin.
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In a grand sweeping finale, Maddie has decided she is 'done with boys' and 'wants to kill them all'.
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