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30th June 2016
12:41pm BST

Damn boy, are you the sole proprietor of a pornography store because you should mind your own fucking business
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) June 7, 2016
What can I say? I saw Buzzfeed's Top 14 Pictures of Prince George With 0 Chill and I knew I wanted to be a journalist — Adam (@RummHammm) June 7, 2016
Can only hope my Wikipedia entry one day follows the same trajectory as Bill Cullen's: pic.twitter.com/DwPDErqwEd
— ⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ (@amyohconnor) June 7, 2016
This mug in Dunnes Stores is so wrong on so many levels #dunnesstores #creepy #misguided pic.twitter.com/aE8MMugtDe — Daniel Cahill (@danielgcahill) June 8, 2016
I take the piss out of 12 year olds on Insta posting throwback photos a lot for someone who wrote an autobiography when they were 10
— Nessa (@nessadinneen) June 9, 2016
It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100. — bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 9, 2016
Here is a list of things that are attracted to me. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Mosquitos
? — Ciara King (@iamCiaraKing) June 11, 2016
Very lifelike, but I wonder how well he'll sell pic.twitter.com/4Ip9xzkVr2 — Louise O'Connor (@oconnola) June 14, 2016
"Tell me what you want, what you really really want..." I wanna... pic.twitter.com/5O97T2MQrQ
— Elle (@ElleW00) June 14, 2016
Waiter: *grating cheese* say when Me: Me: Me: Waiter: Sir that was the entire block of cheese Me: *leans in way too close* Go get another — The Bice Is Right (@Pro_Jones_) June 15, 2016
No way would I waste my magic on kids' parties.
— Conor O'Doherty (@Conconmonkey) June 15, 2016
Irish Fan Convinces Enda Kenny to Repeal The 8th While At The Euros in France — rebecca (@rbcakn) June 17, 2016
are you even a girl if you don't tell people you're wearing jeans and a nice top ????
— ebony (@ebs_rose) June 19, 2016
anyone else get this pic.twitter.com/zdT6NglmAo — shredded (@SorchaGags) June 19, 2016
You (hasn't seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here
Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute — rachel (@rougasrougas) June 19, 2016
Your apologies mean little to us Shrek fans, we are strong and resilient pic.twitter.com/OIjAAx4IcZ — (((dennis tennis))) (@pharmasean) June 20, 2016
For solstice I made summer vegetables
"What's summer vegetables?" Well son, summer vegetables MOM: Don't and some aren't [family pukes] — Terry F (@daemonic3) June 21, 2016
wanna feel old? the highest video quality option you can set the fergalicious music video to on youtube is 480p — Jed (@jedfudally) June 22, 2016
He wanted a Spirograph but they're way too expensive. pic.twitter.com/jDrGV0BKSS
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 22, 2016
i paid for in-flight wifi so i could tweet this immediately pic.twitter.com/nnwpcyYC8V — David Farrier (@davidfarrier) June 23, 2016
"Oh ma did you see England left the EU" "Yeah and the big brother house got flooded! It's all go"
— Emma Neary (@emmaner) June 24, 2016
Well at least I got 'Economic collapse' in the office sweepstakes. — Adam Hess (@adamhess1) June 24, 2016
Do you ever just out of the blue remember that Martha Stewart & Goop savagely shaded each other with bougie dessert. pic.twitter.com/pBKhL3Lomf
— this bitch (@AlannaBennett) June 24, 2016
Harry Potter and the pic.twitter.com/8rdW5YL6tf — Amelia Florence (@ameliafsimmons) June 25, 2016
— jordan (@jordoritos) June 25, 2016
St Repsils is the patron saint of sore throats. — d i v e r s i o n (@Diversion50) June 26, 2016
Cool pic my brother took pic.twitter.com/YE1RzyrId4
— shane (@brilliantshane) June 27, 2016
This made me laugh out loud today, quote attributed to Mr @Truman_Black . X pic.twitter.com/1W4FPwYhRm — JamesVincentMcMorrow (@jamesvmcmorrow) June 27, 2016
Wait is this the mansplainin emoj ??????????????????????????????
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 28, 2016
The dates for #HeterosexualPrideDay 2017 have been announced! It starts on Jan 1st and runs until December 31st. pic.twitter.com/PdLfq4jWkJ — Richard Harris (@cigarboyrick82) June 29, 2016
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