#MillennialNewYearResolutions is the only thing you need to read today

Ah, Millennials.

We're a fine bunch. And while we may not be able to afford our own homes, we can cook up a mighty feast (full of avocados) for brunch. Many like to complain about Millennials, and even slag us a little bit. We don't really take offense to any of it because hey, who caused the economic downturn... right? On Twitter though, #MillennialNewYearResolutions has been trending this week, and it's quite hilarious. Here is a look at a few of our favourites:

#MillennialNewYearResolutions

Limit my "I'm a vegan" announcements to three times a day. — Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) December 15, 2017

Stop saying no to offers so much and start saying yasss #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Luke, Deft ✋? (@LukeWheeler01) December 15, 2017

Only go to work on odd numbered days because they can’t even #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) December 15, 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions Get my own Netflix account

— Better N8 Than Lever ? (@NateC2112) December 15, 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions resolution ? like 1920x1080 which is a resolution with 16:9 aspect ratio ?

— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) December 15, 2017

Get my parents better jobs to support me. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) December 15, 2017

Be true to my selfie #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Perry Driver (@_PerryDriver) December 15, 2017

Figuring out how to spend another 10 years at home with their parents. #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Sarah (@FinDomSarah) December 15, 2017

Make everything more about me. I mean less. More or less.#MillennialNewYearResolutions

— ℓєσ9мσиєу? ?Santa's Little Helper? (@JMoney731) December 15, 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions Get the Starbucks barista to properly write the name.

— Mia Cortesse (@Miacortesse) December 15, 2017

To stop taking shit from older generations on the internet? #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) December 15, 2017

Resolve to really try my bestest to adult next year #MillennialNewYearResolutions

— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) December 15, 2017

#MillennialNewYearResolutions

Only use a manbun during office hours — Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) December 15, 2017

Work hard, play harder#MillennialNewYearResolutions

— ?Lola ? (@_lola_bee) December 15, 2017