10/10 for effort.

What did we do to deserve dogs? A woman online has publicly shamed her dog her doggo for pretending to be a stray. Why? Well, the dog pretended to be homeless so he could get free McDonalds. Betsy Reyes took to social media to share some pretty hilarious information about her pooch. "If you see my dog at the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don’t know how to act and be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night," she wrote on Facebook. "She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her and feed her burgers." Betsy then shared a video of the dog, Princess, walking up to a parked car and looking up at the driver until they eventually give her some chips. Our hero! Naturally, the Internet is applauding the dog's efforts. "I'm impressed... also disappointed that I had not thought of this myself," wrote one user. Another said: "Your dog is my spirit animal." A third simply said that Princess was "living her best life". Not all heroes wear capes.