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23rd December 2019
08:22pm GMT
According to tradition, nice children get gifts in their stockings, while naughty kids get lumps of coal.
Yet, when it comes to grown-ups, both naughty and nice alike will find wine in their stockings this year!
Say no more.
Currently, this Christmas stocking is available to buy on CoolStuff.com (we know, points for creativity on the name.)
It's described on the site as:
"'Christmas time, mistletoe and wine.... mistletoe and wine...and wine...and wine...' It is easy to get stuck on that one line of the song. This Christmas stocking will hold 2.25 litres of any drink you choose. Fill it up with a hard, stiff drink and hang it by the fireplace. Treat Santa Claus to a little more than milk and cookies this Christmas!"
And for just €18, why the hell not?
Merry Christmas x
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