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25th May 2018
02:32pm BST
2. You'll run out of space on your iPhone and it'll keep asking you to delete apps
You won't be able to use your camera.
Your WhatsApp messages will be inaccessible.
There'll be nowhere for your fire selfies to be housed.
A true tragedy.
3. The deli will always be out of spicy chicken when you go
Only plain chicken for you my friend.
No spice until you are compliant.
4. Someone will keep ringing you and hanging up just to piss you off
They might even leave a voicemail or two too.
But there won't be any sentences - just heavy breathing and the rattled whisper of a data protection officer sobbing quietly.
5. You will always have one broken acrylic nail
... And the salon'll charge you loads to get it fixed.
6. Random children will play knick-knack on your front door forever
And you'll answer every time. And there will never be anyone there.
Never.
Not until you comply.Top Story
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