You're not my mam. That's what we want to say to the cheeky mares who left these incredibly smug notes in their sugar bowls.

*spoons in heap after heap while staring the smug hipster barista directly in the eye* pic.twitter.com/dow5DJNKrw

— IncrediblyRich (@IncrediblyRich) November 6, 2015

In a move that is worse than our mammies telling us not to put salt on our chips, they have taken it upon themselves to warn us plebians: "You are encouraged to appreciate the natural sweetness of coffee. Do not put sugar without at least having the first sip of the original. Respect what you're paying for." Our bros at JOE.ie spotted the tweet, and while we're not sure where exactly the cafe is, we probably wouldn't want to get our coffee with a side of snob anyway. Twitter seems to feel the same way.

@IncrediblyRich @stevenperkins "Respect what you're paying for" Surely, as I'm paying for it, I can choose exactly how I want it?! Rude.

— Hannah (@cymruangel) November 6, 2015

@totallywould @IncrediblyRich Dark Roast, with a kick like Beckham — hoskas (@hoskas) November 6, 2015

Get tae fuck! “@IncrediblyRich: *spoons in heap after heap while staring the smug hipster barista in the eye* pic.twitter.com/2jchaxKQMq”

— Lisa Bell (@LisaBellor) November 6, 2015

@IncrediblyRich I don't use sugar but that sign would ensure that I take exception this one occasion! — Abby (@abbyosullivan) November 6, 2015

@annajayne @IncrediblyRich Do people go back to places where the staff tell them how to take their pleasures?

— Ann Witbrock (@annwitbrock) November 6, 2015

@IncrediblyRich PS respect that once I've paid for it it ceases to be any of your fucking business. — Betsy (@betsymartian) November 6, 2015

@IncrediblyRich @haleofbay "Respect what you're paying for"? Take my money and keep your mouth shut would be more approprate.

— Sinnesloschen (@CoastalJames) November 6, 2015

@IncrediblyRich @wayneadam this sign ensures they'll be buying more sugar soon. — Jay (@itstank32) November 6, 2015