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29th December 2013
05:00pm GMT

5. An affair will be revealed.
We, as viewers, have known about this affair since, well, August.
6. Someone will find out they're pregnant.
Or better yet, someone will find out they have a child they never knew existed.
7. There's always a Scrooge.
Ah, there's always one
8. There's always someone drinking on their own.
Poor pets.
9. Christmas will always be saved.
Usually by Alfie Moon to be fair.
10. Someone will always get a present they're not expecting.
Mysterious present under the tree you say.
11. Someone will go into labour.
It's Christmas, it's only the most inconvenient time of the year for everything to work normally.
12. A wedding over Christmas will never have a happy ending.
If the wedding even happens at all.
