Taking a trip to Australia is a good idea.

It's a fun and cool place to travel, and you should go if you already haven't, or go sooner, if you're planning to go at some stage. Before heading off on my trip Down Under, I didn't do a whole lot of research. I had friends over there, I was in possession of the internet, I'd be fine. And, for the most part, I was. However, there are a few things I wish I had known before heading over. This is them. 1. Avoiding sun cream is not an option We're all guilty of it. The sun comes out for approximately 10 minutes in Ireland and you tell your mam you put on factor 50 but really you didn't because you're desperate to kick your tan off as quickly as possible. In Australia, you can't do that. You will get second degree burns, and you will regret the decision for the rest of your life. Or at least, for the rest of the holiday. In fact, not topping up your sun cream every hour or so will probably lead to a fair bit of burn regardless - especially when the days are hitting the 30 degrees mark. 2. The weather changes are significant, even in summer  I went to Australia at the beginning of March so it was the end of their summer/beginning of autumn, kind of. And it was boiling. However, it also lashed rain, it hail stoned, and it got intensely windy at seemingly random intervals throughout the day - and especially at night. During my trip, the temperature evened out at about 30 degrees most days. The week after I left it had dropped to 8 in some parts. As I quickly learned, short shorts and crop tops weren't going to cut it 24/7. 3. McDonald's breakfast is ALL DAY  Like, for real. All day long. All night long. Non-stop egg McMuffins. Where else in the world would you be laying around in your bed, only to have an Uber Eats featuring a delicious orange juice and three hash browns arrive at your door at the respectable hour of 8.15pm? Nowhere, that's where. 4. Australians are genuinely sound  I had no general opinion of Australians before going over there and chilling with them for a short enough amount of time. Now, however, I would say they're a pretty friendly, helpful, and sound enough bunch. If not inappropriately flirty at all times. 5. Kangaroos are friendly  Especially when you've got food in your hand. 6. I'm not actually afraid of snakes  Which was a handy tidbit of information to discover seeing as I was presented with many of the lads during my time away. They were curled up on roads, they were stretched out on logs, they were hanging out in zoos, sanctuaries, and in the plumbing, probably. 7. But I am afraid of spiders  During my time in Australia, I was presented with a grand total of three (3) spiders. One was small, one was long-legged, and the other was a giant furry demon that decided to park itself right above the doorway of the apartment where I was staying for two nights in Melbourne. Leaving the place was a struggle. Entering the premises was harrowing. Never again. 8. Slushies are dirt cheap  Except they're called Slurpees there - and they'll set you back approximately one dollar for a giant cup. Sure, it's literally just ice and sugar, but that'd cost you about four quid back home in the cinema. Stock up. https://www.instagram.com/p/Btt6ghFFuU4/ 9. There are different kinds of hot  In Ireland, there's just hot. The sun is out, lads have got their tops off, and that's it. In Australia, it's also hot, but there are different kinds of hot. There's the hot where you can't look directly at the sky and leave sweaty ass patches wherever you sit. There's the hot where it's so humid the air adds a heaviness to your lungs. There's the hot where the skin literally feels like it's burning off your flesh. And then there's the cold but we won't get into that now. 10. Flavoured milk is a massive thing  Massive.  Forget your Mooju because Australians have got 27 different brands of milk with all kinds of flavours from strawberry to chocolate to banana and that's pretty much it but it's enough. And it's a lot cheaper too. And there's no mention of protein. 11. Burger King is called Hungry Jack's  No, they didn't just absolutely rip Burger King's branding off, it's the same thing. Hungry Jack's is a franchise of the Burger King corporation because the name 'Burger King' was already in use by a takeaway restaurant in Adelaide when they tried to open up. The vegan breakfast muffins are dirt though. The more you know. 12. Wines do taste different, actually  Look, I'll level with you, in my book, wine is wine. It's either red or white or rosé and that's the entire difference. Give me a sauvignon blanc, a chardonnay, or a pinot grigio and I will be entirely unable to tell which is which. However, give me a sample selection of wines on a tour up in the Hunter Valley and I'll be able to tell your semillons from your marsannes, your rieslings from your fiano, and your reds from your whites. Probably. 13. Cockroaches rule all  Do not cross them. Just don't.