Some eyebrow-raisers here. The hashtag #BadSexin3Words is trending today, and it's pretty self explanatory. Basically, people are tweeting their... stirring... examples of bad sexcapades, and the results have been quite something. We sincerely hope some of these are fictional...

I blue myself. #BadSexIn3Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/EJQZL9FDXd

— Arrested Development (@bluthquotes) March 8, 2016

Excellent boiled potatoes #BadSexIn3Words @midnight -b pic.twitter.com/AUXfDGDEYh — Drunk Austen (@Drunk_Austen) March 8, 2016

Farts upon climax. #BadSexIn3Words @midnight

— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) March 8, 2016

"When's International Men's-" #BadSexIn3Words — Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) March 8, 2016

Luke and Yoda #BadSexIn3Words @midnight pic.twitter.com/qc0WiqYYvM

— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) March 8, 2016

Is it in? "@Ersties: Are we done? #BadSexIn3Words" — L L O Y D D (@Cliqueloydd) March 8, 2016

Please insert coin. #BadSexIn3Words

— Chris McPhail (@ChrisRGMcPhail) March 8, 2016

Ignore the smell #badsexin3words — Nico Rose (@hobbitbandit) March 8, 2016

put coldplay on #BadSexIn3Words

— liam (@liamaewright) March 8, 2016

Fast and Furious #BadSexIn3Words — Zachary (@Kyozamiss) March 8, 2016

#BadSexIn3Words shoulda swiped left.

— Adam Cuffe (@adamcuffe) March 8, 2016

"You still here?" #BadSexIn3Words — Declan Cashin (@Tweet_Dec) March 8, 2016

Anne of Cleves#BadSexIn3Words

— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) March 8, 2016