So last night we talked about the things that are always said or heard on a Saturday night out.

This morning we’re talking about the things that are always said or heard (albeit in a quieter voice) on the Sunday morning after a night out…

“Where am I?”

It doesn’t matter whether you were drinking or not, there is always that moment of blind panic when you wake and have no idea where you are.

“Why did I have that last pint/shot/glass of wine?”

Because you were having a great night and didn’t think or care about how you might feel the next morning.

 

“Remember when…”

Yes, we were with you the whole night and yes, it was quite funny.

“What time did you get home at?/ How did you get home?”

These are the two questions that have to be asked to absolutely everyone that was out.

“What is that noise?”

That’s your friend calling your mobile to see when and how you got home last night.

 

“The only thing for it is a fry.”

No, the only thing for it is lots of water and painkillers.

“I am never going out again.”

Face it, that’s a downright lie.

“I/You forgot to take your makeup off.”

Well hello panda eyes!