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19th March 2023
11:20am GMT

What are you wasting your money on me for?
Whatever you present your mammy with today, be it a lovely card, flowers or even a nice bit of jewellery, she’ll tell you you’ve spent too much.
We’ll go to the place up the road
Again, mammies hate to feel like you’re spoiling them unnecessarily so if you offer to take her out for a fancy lunch she’ll argue with you ‘til the cows come home.
Sure what else would I be doing?
And if you don’t go out for lunch or dinner, she’ll still insist on cooking the meal at home – despite all of your offers to help so she can sit back and put her feet up.
Wasn’t it great of you to think of me?
The Irish mammy will be bowled over that her son/daughter who is living abroad has given her a quick Skype to say ‘Happy Mother’s Day’.
Sure you’re an auld pet
And as the clock winds down tonight, she’ll give you a hug and a kiss and tell you what a pet you are for spoiling her.
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