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13th May 2013
11:10pm BST


You have missed an important wedding, or birthday, or christening or event in general, but you don't have a really good excuse for it.
Fear not, we are here to help! No matter how outlandish the excuses seem, they will definitely get you out of hot water.
"Boy do I have a story...Godzilla...died in front of me"