Every day should be story time with Memphis Fleek. We're loathe to say too much about the relationship story he shared on the social network for fear of spoiling the surprise. Suffice to say that if you get it, you'll love it. Fair waring: the language used here is colourful, to say the least!  

Story time. So back in my youth I was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride took a hit. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so I started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of line. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby. Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014

 

Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho. — Memphis Fleek (@MrLawson) August 23, 2014