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18th April 2014
05:00pm BST

4. Boredom Sets In.
It's only Friday and you're already bored. Well, that might be because you can't really go anywhere or unfortunately, eat anything. What to do, what to do?
5. Loving the Couch.
YAY! Game of Thrones marathon! Wait, what just happened!!! NOOOOOOO!
6. The Booze Panic.
You have chatted to the parents, walked the dog, watched pretty much everything you can find on the telly and now it kicks in; you have never wanted a drink more in your entire life. Of course, there is nothing to drink in the house, unless you actually want to drink sherry. No, you need to have a drink now. You've spent way too much time in the house. Six hours in total.
7. NOTHING IS OPEN!
Of course, nothing is open. Anywhere. You knew this, but you thought you might check out the hotels to find out if you could get anything there? When did you become an alcoholic? You have no idea.
8. The Party Text
Then the inevitable... Text message received. "Hey! We're all going to Sarah's house. We bought a couple of crates yesterday because, you know, we had to. Come join!" Party. ON.
9. The Lock-In.
Someone at the party knows someone that works in a pub that has access to keys. Dear Gardaí, this has never happened... *looks around sheepishly*
10. The Easter Egg Demolishing.
So there you are, more drunk than you would be on a normal weekend on a day when you definitely shouldn't be able to find booze. You walk into the kitchen and like a shining light,there it is. Your Easter Egg. From your Mother. Goodbye.
11. The Realisation.
Before you collapse into bed looking like Sr. Assumpta in Father Ted, you begin to realise that you just want things you cannot have. If they take things away from you, you will want them. Until next year, Boozy Friday!