As a man, I can only say: thanks Orlando, thanks a bunch.

Unless you've been living under a rock, you'll be aware that Orlando Bloom was pictured this week with girlfriend Katy Perry in sunny Sardinia. For many men that alone would be enough to envy the millionaire Hollywood actor. But it is the Pirates Of The Caribbean star's attire - or rather lack of it - that has many men feeling all insecure and green-eyed. He was snapped in the nude while paddling with his pop star beau, and it seems he was packing. https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/760953207900237825 The papers featured censored images of the English actor, but curiosity got the better of numerous men and women out there as they scoured social media for untouched images. Just for research purposes, obviously. https://twitter.com/ianspencer95/status/760980464261881856 It's safe to say they were somewhat taken aback by what they saw... https://twitter.com/latelateshow/status/760978345106386944 As you can see below, the male reaction was generally one of very honest inadequacy. Serves them bloody right for looking in the first place... https://twitter.com/jarmon/status/761368031293534208 https://twitter.com/RealPengy/status/761294363762823169 https://twitter.com/NordstromMaddi/status/761276206868107264 https://twitter.com/StevieDunninho/status/761248122882363392 https://twitter.com/autopsy4/status/761424455755259904 https://twitter.com/DavidSmith1046/status/761394948063178752 https://twitter.com/PepsiLew22/status/761246068629733377