The Census takes place tonight and we are beside ourselves with excitement.
Enda Kenny decided that the Census should take place tonight, 24th April, which also happens to be the anniversary of the 1916 Rising. Take it easy, acting Taoiseach, we can only handle so much patriotism in one weekend!
The Census questions are usually quite useful and boring, so I've come up with a list of more interesting and appropriate questions, to help us get a true sense of this country's citizens and their needs.
Please fill them in HONESTLY and get them posted back to us by close of business. Thank you.
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