‘I’m Coming To See You!!’ Copper Face Jacks and the Crazy Stalker

Ladies, we all have THAT friend.

You know, the one who’s mighty craic until the one too many? You have to put up with her, you signed up for that, (friends forever – i.e. she’s got dirt on you too, nobody wins if you fall out). But whatever you do… if one of your friends might be THIS girl, in future keep her the hell away from any poor unsuspecting males, and most definitely make sure she steers clear of the tequila.

The following is an exchange of texts between a young man and woman who met in the salubrious surroundings, ahem, of legendary Dublin venue Copper Face Jacks. Details are sketchy, but the pair obviously hit it off as numbers were exchanged.

It’s no happy ever after story though, and when you see the text exchange in from the 24 hours that followed their eyes meeting across a crowded ballroom (or, more likely, a crowded shots bar), you’ll see why… 

A 'concerned friend' of the gentleman receiving the texts took a break from laughing his ass off to send in these pics to our brother site JOE.ie earlier today. We're sure his mate has learned a valuable lesson about being a little more discerning while searching for the shift...