So London is getting a nude restaurant where punters can dine completely in the nip. The Bunyadi plans to use only the most natural, home-grown ingredients to recreate a Pangea-like world, free from phones, electric lights and even clothing. Founder Seb Lyall says: “We believe people should get the chance to enjoy and experience a night out without any impurities: no chemicals, no artificial colours, no electricity, no gas, no phone and even no clothes if they wish to. The idea is to experience true liberation.” The website claims that guests will enjoy wood-flame grilled meals served on handmade clay crockery and edible cutlery, in a space void of the industrialised world's modern trappings. They will dine under a canopy of candle lights, creatively partitioned with bamboo and wicker, as they recline on wood-hewn furniture. Said wood-hewn furniture will look like this. *Cough* splinters. There is already a waiting list of over 3,700 people, and Lyall plans to open the restaurant to the public in June. For conservative contemporaries who wish to enjoy wood-flame grilled meals fully clothed, there will be a clothed area.