Ho, ho, ho.

If you have enough energy left after eating your body weight in meat and chocolate over the past few days, we’d recommend being a little naughty this festive season and having a jolly end to the day. It's a time for celebration, after all, and there's probably feck all on the telly anyway.   Jingle Balls Basically, this is reverse cowgirl with an added twist. The man lies down on his back with the woman on top facing away from him. The added twist is that he spreads his legs slightly apart so that she can have lots of fun whilst also tickling his balls.   The Reindeer   Think doggy style but with some added intimacy. The woman positions herself on all fours while the man leans over her from behind, wrapping his arms around her and thrusting.   Christmas Cracker Now this is a cracker! For it, the man needs to sit down on the bed. The woman then sits astride him with legs in front and leaning back, using the hands for balance. You then both move together.   Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree The woman straddles the man while he’s sitting up but with his legs crossed. To get the most out of this position, both parties should keep one hand around each other and the other one on the bed for leverage.   Sleigh Ride This one is another take on the reverse cowgirl but the man helps by grabbing her bum and lifting his pelvis to meet her halfway. Once you get into a good rhythm and with plenty of practice, this will come easy!