We're known across the globe as a friendly bunch but if you cross someone Irish, prepare to have some of the most creative insults known to man thrown your way. From being a 'cute hoor' to the ultimate dig of having 'notions', here is the definitive list of insults that only Irish people will understand.

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Scarleh for your ma for having ya The ultimate insult. You're so pathetic that we're embarrassed for you and all belonging to you. The hack of ya! Our general response when someone appears in an outfit that not even Biddy from Glenroe would be seen dead wearing. You're a fine, strong girl What does this even MEAN? This might be meant as a compliment but it is NEVER a compliment. They're a banterhoover/minus craic/dry shite I would rather go home and watch the Nationwide omnibus than spend a minute in their company. He's only a bollix Boyfriend, boss, someone who bumped into you in the street - this is a one-size-fits-all insult. Ah she's harmless What's worse than someone who doesn't like you? Someone who thinks you're not even worth disliking. She's grand This may not sound like much of a burn but 'grand' is never a good response. Tight arse/scabby We're not saying you should be flahúlach with the cash but there's nothing as bad as being a tightarse. Plank This is fairly self-explanatory. Common as muck Used on a regular basis by the mammies of Ireland to describe anyone who doesn't meet their exacting standards. Notions Ordering a matcha latte instead of a cuppa? Notions. Fairtrade? Notions. Getting a fancy tent at Electric Picnic? Notions. It was far from matcha latte's you were reared!