It’s Saturday night. Chances are you’re heading somewhere or are staying in because you went out and had a wild one last Saturday night.

Either way, you’ll know that there are some people that you always see no matter where you go for a few drinks…

The drunk one

Sadly it’s like a rite of passage on a night out. If you don’t see someone being helped out of the club by their friends or agreeing to buy everyone a shot at the bar, it just hasn’t been a proper night out.

 

The screamers

Yes, Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines has come on and yes, they love it and are now making their way to the dance floor (hands in the air and screaming at the top of their lungs).

The soppy one

We know you love us but we like our personal space and would appreciate it if you told us from a little further away.

The charmer/ flirt

You'll see this person walking around chatting up all members of the opposite sex in the entire room. Later you might even see them leaving with one.

The fighting couple

It’s hard not to notice them and it’s also hard to stop staring at them as they wave their arms around dramatically like they’re in EastEnders. Moments later they’ll be the PDA couple who should get a room!

 

The crier

Speaking of fights, there’s always the risk that alcohol and emotion equals tears. That’s why you ought to wear waterproof mascara and pack tissues.

The one taking all the photographs

Sure you’re enjoying it now but you’ll hate this person in the morning.

The designated driver

That’s the one who looks very serious and isn’t dancing. At the end of the night they’ll be the one with the slightly disgusted look on their face trying to round up all their friends and get them out the door.