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2nd June 2016
02:04pm BST
"You know when your wife always says, ‘I wish I could be the dad’, and you’re like, 'It’s the same thing'. Well sit back, relax, grab a drink, some popcorn, clear your schedule and hold onto your bootlaces, because I’m about to take you on a ride that could only be likened to a backwards 100mph roller coaster that takes you through waterfalls of vomit, sh*t and lots of tears. "And once you’re finished with yours, you will move onto the children’s."
"It’s such a nice and serene moment you get to share with them…Right up until the part where he F***ING SCREAMS FROM THE HIGH HEAVENS… As if I’ve thrown him at a wall by his legs!" "At least it’s only once a night, right??? I mean, why wouldn’t I want to do it all again at 10:30….12:00….1:45….3:30…."The post, which can be read in full here, concludes on a rather lovely note as Brad takes stock of how lucky he is to have boys with such a loving mum.
"I have not even mastered the ability to keep my own personal hygiene as a mum, let alone the ability to keep a house, educate children, prepare meals, and even venture outside for activities."Keeping trying fella, we're wishing you and your family all the best.
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