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4th December 2017
12:46pm GMT
The hand-blown (nope, that is not a euphemism) glass dildo looks just like the Christmas candy often laying about this time of year.
However, not to be mistaken for actual candy, the 'Candy Cane Glass Dong' (unfortunate name, we know) promises to leave you "breathless".
“Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious glass massager will leave you breathless,” reads the product description. “Hand-blown glass candy cane comes in a beautiful gift box and makes the perfect stocking stuffer for that special someone on your list.”
Well, they said it!
The product is currently out of stock on many retailers’ websites (calm down, ladies!), but there are a few still available elsewhere.Explore more on these topics:
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