Would you put these on your tree?

When it comes to the perfect Christmas tree decorations there are a few things that spring to mind, colourful baubles, tinsel, homemade decorations and some fairy lights. The perfect collection of festive decorations - right? Now, try putting a vagina shaped decoration amongst them. They might be coming to a tree near you soon. It's called a vulva bauble and is made out of felt. It's not very obvious but once you know what it's supposed to be you can't unsee it. A company on Etsy, Feltmelons, has created these unusual decorations which come in a variety of colours and feature hand-crafted felt with embroidery. Just to add an extra dimension to the hanging display there is a bell perfectly placed to signify the clitoris.   Somehow we can't see these catching on.