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16th October 2017
11:25am BST
"Please help me remove this Sontie wedding dress from my life, it does look stunning on, enough to distract you from the fact your marrying a compulsive liar. Will fit someone 18-22 the dress is in stunning condition unlike my marriage... All bad luck has been removed as post-separation the dress was cleaned I know this because after dry cleaning I became happier and more confident realising what it was like to be treated well in a relationship . Cost over £800 am asking £150 to cover some cost of the expensive lingerie from Honey Birdett."
She went on to make light of the situation:
"Not getting married? That’s ok!! The dress would look great on many different occasions, it would look great while your washing the dishes or standing to catch a train, or even standing in line to do a name change because the name you took on makes you feel nauseous and filled with more regret than a one night stand you hand back in 2007!! Wear it to the pub and people will buy you celebration drinks, even better fake cry and the sympathy drinks come in from every angle and every guy there who wants to be your rebound!! The dress will of paid for itself in one night! So don’t be put off do come and try this stunning dress and I’ll send you off with a bottle of champers and good luck!!"
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