A Bop-It themed sex toy exists and we have no idea how to use it

How do you...?

Why would you..? But... Look, we have a lot of questions about this particular sex toy and we're not entirely sure whether any of them are going to be answered by the end of this piece. But sure look, we'll go ahead and give it a go anyway. This is the Bop-It sex toy and includes everything from a flesh light to a vibrator to a dildo to a butt plug. Something for the entire family. Absolutely ideal. The sex toy is the brainchild of what appears to be an anime-based pornographic website called Nutaku. The Flick 'N' Jerk, as the toy is called, is their first sex toy which is, you know, pretty impressive considering they've never done this before. They're hitting all the bases, in fairness to them. On their website, they say:

"The world’s largest adult gaming platform is giving players a chance to get off & online this year! Do you have what it takes to rub on it, suck on it, ride on it, plug on it, and pound on it?! Take control of this gender inclusive toy to bring your lewd gaming experience to the next level!"

Details about the cost of the toy and whether they ship to Ireland have yet to be revealed. But we, of course, will be patiently waiting for that info.