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22nd September 2013
08:00pm BST

Breaking Bad is undoubtedly one of the biggest shows on television but it’s not all about drugs, there are actually some really useful life lessons in there.
Don’t believe us? Here they are...
1. It’s all about the chemistry
You really should have paid more attention in class.
2. Looks can be deceptive
Sure your teacher might just be your teacher. Then again he could be cooking meth in his free time.
3. Everything sounds better when you add “bitch” on the end
You better believe it bitch!
4. If you hear the name Heisenberg, run.
You don’t want to know why.
5. Don’t pour acid into your bathtub
Yea, that will melt right through everything.
6. It’s never boring working in a fast food restaurant
Guaranteed lunch and drama.
7. Those hotel bells get annoying after a while
In fact you will never press one for a laugh ever again.
8. Don’t have a lot of mats in your house
Health and safety.
9. It’s always the quiet ones
Trust no one.
10. Mexico is a really weird colour
Always looks a bit yellow.
11. Having two telephones is just asking for trouble
You must be a drug dealer.