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8th July 2014
03:03pm BST

2. People kissing in the rain
We're way too busy running for shelter to think about stopping in the rain and having a smooch... although, Ryan Gosling might make us change our ways.
3. The world is saved at the very last second
To be fair, this might happen all the time and we just don't know about it. (Looks around suspiciously.)
4. Airport security do nothing
We've nothing to hide and also have a ticket but they stop us for a frisk search EVERY time.
5. Taking off your glasses will make you beautiful
No. Just, no.
6. Sex is (always) great
Falling off the bed. An accidental knee to the crotch. This is real life.
7. Fights look really impressive
More often than not, you run away.
8. Everyone knows the same dance routine
Oh, we must have missed the class where they taught everyone the moves for that recent chart hit.
9. Grand gestures are a regular thing
It's probably because if they did happen, it'd be either really awkward or kind of creepy.
10. People wear new outfits every day
We wish this was possible.
