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10th July 2016
07:10pm BST
The awkward photo kneel
Trying to fit your head and shoulders into a photo with your munchkin friends is only possible with the awkward photo knee bend. Nobody push us over please.
Jokes about the weather
“What’s the weather like up there?”
I can’t tell you much about the weather up here but I do question whether the lack of oxygen down there affects your brain.
Cold ankles
There is more chance you’ll find the Loch Ness monster before you find a pair of jeans that cover your ankles.
Constant reminders that you’re tall
As if you’d forget.
No leg room
Fret not, we’ll just fold ourselves up awkwardly here.
Needing to include your height in a tinder tagline
A warning is necessary to avoid all that awkward “is he small or is he far away?” panic.
Always being asked to take the selfie
Your long arms stretch the furthest.
Do you play basketball?
Do you play other sports in which being small is an advantage?
Your friends use you for shade
Like the epic palm tree that you are.
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